Jokes thread


Country Gent
Silver Member
Jul 18, 2016
Sydney, Australia
So after Quasimodo stops being the bell ringer at Notre dame (no not the football team, the Paris church) the Abbott tries to find a suitable replacement. After a search all throughout France the best candidate is an anonymous man, who can’t speak and also has no arms. He rings the bell by head butting it but a loud and sonorous chime results.

Every hour he climbs the bell tower., and head butte the bell as many times as necessary.

One snowy blustery day though, tragedy strikes. The bell ringer climbs up but a piece of snow gets caught under his feet and he trips and falls to his death.

A crowd gathers. They ask the Abbott !who was this man?’

And the Abbott says. ‘Well I don’t know his name.

But his face rings a bell. ‘