Jack Handey!One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take
my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He
cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty
good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was
getting pretty late.
Life hack. Turn your lounge chair into a bed merely by forgetting your wife’s birthday.
And don’t believe for a minute that, “you don’t have to buy me anything. “There's an easy way to remembering your wife's birthday-----
---Forget it once.