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drmilktruck

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wabash slim

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Susie and Johnny are working on an assembly line.
"I really want to get out of here today", Susie says.
"How are you going to do that?" Johnny asks.
"Just watch." she says. She climbs up to the rafters and hangs there.
The foreman comes by and asks, "What are you doing up there?"
Susie replies, "I'm a light bulb!"
The foreman says, "You obviously need some time off. Take the rest of the day."
Susie leaves, and Johnny goes right after her.
"Where do ya think you're going?" the foreman yells at Johnny.
"Well, I'm not gonna work in the dark."
 

drmilktruck

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Ridiculous, but this came to me at about 3am this morning.

When a ghost ejaculates the technical term is ‘erectoplasm’

I’m so sad that I save things like this that I come up with in a file on my phone that is titled Sticky Tofu Pudding. It is now an enormous file.

How about an overweight navy frogman - a Gravy Seal…..
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