I was setting up an audio feed for a video crew in the FOH of a small theater I worked for a Catholic youth group. Three priests walked in that were there for the conference.Yesterday I changed a lightbulb, crossed a road, and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
@drmilktruck , I’ve been preoccupied with time lately, not time like on a clock, but the physics. Are time, space, and gravity different manifestations of the same thing? Your jokes take me back to a time when time was where the big and little hand pointed.A bartender said, "Sorry we don't serve time travelers here." A time traveler walked into a bar.
A blind person was eating seafood. It didn't help.
I hate it when people post lyrics from songs. But I Will Survive.
When I finished school, I applied to join the police. I wasn't accepted. I didn't realize playing guitar was a prerequisite.
After watching a lot of police documentaries on TV, I don't know why they just don't arrest everyone with a blurry face.
I'll be here until Thursday! Don't forget to tip your waitstaff.